There is a theme
Oh yes there is
They are all against me
Plotting a scheme.
And they just won’t give up
Till I yell and scream.
Why else would it be
So difficult to understand
I just need to activate my SIM
Mr. call centre Ji.
I’ve submitted all documents
Can’t you see?
I’ve called you up 10 times by now
But your record still says
The SIM belongs to Ram Bhau!
Dude, it really doesn’t make me go WOW!
Surely the cabbie
Is in this too
My humble pickup point
Can be found by a baby
But the landmarks are not good enough
And he won’t use his 3G!
Suddenly the very helpful app shows
Your booking is canceled
How about I deliver a punch on your nose?
As if I asked you to find the crows!
“The cheque issued is dishonoured”
I am told very solemnly
“Your signature is wrong ma’m”
That’s how I am cornered
“It doesn’t match our records”
And I surrendered.
Rushed to verify the records at the bank
Who cares if the signature was the same
They still confer on themselves the no. 1 rank
“Don’t behave as if the titanic sank”
Glitzy online shopping
Is yet another gamble
Same day delivery
Is always their preamble.
When questioned on being late
‘5-7 working days at least’ they mumble.
It doesn’t matter that I needed the dress
On a specific day for a specific reason
You can hardly call this a mess
If you do, you’re just being a pest!
Efficiency is out of fashion
Avail any service with caution
This is not issued in public interest
But only ’cause my patience has been put to test!